Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Siamese Cat: Simple Pleasures

I love to lie on these things!

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Dan Zi: "Animal Planet" worthy

Here in Manhattan "The Meow Mix House" - - only for [ahem!] stray cats - - has a 24-hour webcam going on Madison Avenue. Feline film-antics will be shown on "Animal Planet" in three-minute mouthfuls starting this Friday at 9:00 PM. Expect to see a three-minute cameo [pronounced "cam-MEOW"] for ten consecutive Fridays.
• • But why should I have to suffer a webcam-lack because I am a pure-bred Siamese - - and not up for adoption? Am I not camera-worthy?
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Friday, March 31, 2006

Cats: April Foolery


April fool!
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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Mae West: Pussycat Doll


MAE WEST as a sex kitten? Sure, why not?
It's not clear who is selling this item but here's what it looks like. Meeeeow.
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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Cats & Jesus: Original Mischief

The Onion, a fake-news newspaper, ran a funny piece about cats. This being Lent, an excerpt is below . . . .
Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?
By Marian Byers
February 28, 2006 | Issue 42•09 | The Onion

People often ask me when they should teach the Good News to their housecats. I have but one answer: "What are you waiting for?"
• • A pet is a beloved part of your family, and as a Christian, you should do everything you can to guarantee that this valued member of your family receives the glorious eternal reward for which Christ gave His very life. Think of the alternative: your cat mired in darkness for eternity because you put off a 10-minute conversation.
• • My own cats accepted Jesus into their hearts before they even opened their eyes. The light of salvation has brightened their lives, but perhaps the most noticeable change has been in me. I am filled with warmth knowing their eternal souls have been saved.
• • Kittens' hearts, at birth, are filled with what theologians call "original mischief." Mischief, if left to grow on its own, can sprout into evil. That's why you must fill their hearts with Jesus instead. If you wait, your cats might find seductive role models among the back-alley strays and rough felines from the wrong side of town. . . .
- - excerpt from The Onion www.theOnion.com - -
Lilacpoint Siamese Dan Zi is the spawn of Satan, some suspect.
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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Cats Paint -- Why Not?

Aspiring pussycat Picassos, pay attention, please.
A favorite feline-lover would purr-use [peruse] this book:
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Why Cats Paint: A Theory of Feline Aesthetics

• • BY: Heather Busch & Burton Silver, New Zealand authors
[96 pages | Full-color illustrations]
Ten Speed Press - Over 300,000 copies in print
Toll-free: 1-800-841-BOOK
http://www.tenspeedpress.com/
• • An unprecedented photographic record of cat creativity that will intrigue cat lovers and art lovers alike.
• • The National Examiner featured “Pussycat Picassos” claiming that “feline paintings will make you
paws” and calling the book “captivating.”
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Why Mona Lisa Is Smiling

Now we know why La Gioconda has that smile.

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